!!! Update (10.31.24): !!!
RECRUITING FOR FRIENDS ONLY: IF YOU MESSAGE ME TO ASK WHEN WE CAN FUCK OR IF YOUR FACE CAN MAKE A RESERVATION TO BE SAT ON, I WILL ROLL MY EYES AND IGNORE YOU π€·ββοΈ
SINGLES/COUPLES:
ISO Unique and Non-Judgmental Friends To:
Teach Me:
-Darts
-Pool
-Non-American Cooking/Baking
-Carpentry
-Welding
-Stained Glass
-Heights Tolerance
-Skeet Shooting
-Home Appliance Repair
-Hooking Up Home Audio Systems
-How to Play Poker
-Open to Other Non-Sexual Suggestions
Enhance My Skills Of:
-Bingo
-Trap/Pistol Shooting
- Keeping a Fire Burning
-Auto Mechanics
-Motorcycle Riding
-Ice Cream Sampling
-Organizing
- Bowling
A Few Of My Favorite Things:
-ICE CREAM!!!!
-IKEA
-The Container Store
-Tj Maxx, Marshall's, Home Goods, Big Lots
-Nightmare on Elm Street Series
-Swimming, Watching Hockey
-Zoos, Aquariums, Arboretums
Best Date I've Never Been on Yet?
Dave & Buster's
Comedy Show
Basic Needs: 1. Answer all of my inquiries so I feel safe. 2. Show the fuck up. 3. Respect my boundaries the first time. 4. I'm not your mom, child, therapist, or probation officer. 5. Do not ask me for nudes!
Disclaimer: Husband is fine with me adding women, but not those with attached weiners, to my circle of friends. NOT an ENM, open, CNM, FWB, free hooker, free porn, etc. situation. Husband is unaware of any recruiting and will not be interacting with candidates. He hates everyone. He probably doesn't even like me.
Bonus: Would like to ride a sturdy equine if anyone has one. Haven't ridden in 30 years, but not afraid. Also love baby ***s that aren't pests.
Goth. Or as a friend likes to call us "elder emo". π I love horror and all things spooky. I change my hair a lot. Color/cut/extensions. I read tons of romance books. All kinds. My Kindle is always with me. I'm a PC gamer, MTG lover, art lover, *** lover (love them more than humans), music lover. I'm an empath. I'm also nuerodivergent (ADD/ADHD, dyslexia). I guess you could say I'm an introverted extrovert. I work in IT. Love nature, rainy/overcast weather, fall, weirdos, and my personal time. I am currently taking care of a disabled parent and their dog as well as my cat. I hate bullies. I consider myself a leftist except for certain things where I tend to side with more independent views. Because I like guns. Fight me on it if you must, because I won't budge. Don't bother if you're a Trump lover.
Hello and nice to meet you. I am looking for friends at the moment. I am not much for bars and loud parties as they are just not my thing. I do not have time for drama! I donβt like drama! I donβt do drama! I donβt deal with drama! I am too old for drama queens that want to play games and waste everyoneβs time. I like to relax. I like working on cars and being outside. I am the kind of lady who likes to sit out next the fire with a drink in my hand and a good book in my lap. I like to sit next to a river and listen to the water ripple as it flows by me, maybe sinking in a toe or two. I love laying in my hammock just BEING! I am a single mother who enjoys her quiet time. I canβt do chaos. I canβt do stress. I am very 420 friendly, but do not tolerate the use of other *** around me. If you are not okay with that then we will not get along.
I donβt like pushy people who will not take no for an answer. If you think youβd like to get to know me, send me a message.
I'm looking for my person, and I am naturally submissive, though I'm learning I want to explore switching π I don't have a lot of experience in the world of bdsm, but I'm learning there's a deeper connection I'm seeking. I'm mostly focused on psychological submission
I'm 35, and seem to be more attracted to men in their 40s.
I love to be outside
I love to crochet
I love my fur baby
I love learning about people and hearing their stories, especially if they are making the best of it
I am excited to learn more about bdsm
I'm curious if this is where I belong π€
I want to find someone to connect with in addition to having fun, someone who wants to send sweet text messages and then pin me to a wall later, ya know?
Goth. Or as a friend likes to call us "elder emo". π I love horror and all things spooky. I change my hair a lot. Color/cut/extensions. I read tons of romance books. All kinds. My Kindle is always with me. I'm a PC gamer, MTG lover, art lover, *** lover (love them more than humans), music lover. I'm an empath. I'm also nuerodivergent (ADD/ADHD, dyslexia). I guess you could say I'm an introverted extrovert. I work in IT. Love nature, rainy/overcast weather, fall, weirdos, and my personal time. I am currently taking care of a disabled parent and their dog as well as my cat. I hate bullies. I consider myself a leftist except for certain things where I tend to side with more independent views. Because I like guns. Fight me on it if you must, because I won't budge. Don't bother if you're a Trump lover.
I'm looking for my person, and I am naturally submissive, though I'm learning I want to explore switching π I don't have a lot of experience in the world of bdsm, but I'm learning there's a deeper connection I'm seeking. I'm mostly focused on psychological submission
I'm 35, and seem to be more attracted to men in their 40s.
I love to be outside
I love to crochet
I love my fur baby
I love learning about people and hearing their stories, especially if they are making the best of it
I am excited to learn more about bdsm
I'm curious if this is where I belong π€
I want to find someone to connect with in addition to having fun, someone who wants to send sweet text messages and then pin me to a wall later, ya know?
!!! Update (10.31.24): !!!
RECRUITING FOR FRIENDS ONLY: IF YOU MESSAGE ME TO ASK WHEN WE CAN FUCK OR IF YOUR FACE CAN MAKE A RESERVATION TO BE SAT ON, I WILL ROLL MY EYES AND IGNORE YOU π€·ββοΈ
SINGLES/COUPLES:
ISO Unique and Non-Judgmental Friends To:
Teach Me:
-Darts
-Pool
-Non-American Cooking/Baking
-Carpentry
-Welding
-Stained Glass
-Heights Tolerance
-Skeet Shooting
-Home Appliance Repair
-Hooking Up Home Audio Systems
-How to Play Poker
-Open to Other Non-Sexual Suggestions
Enhance My Skills Of:
-Bingo
-Trap/Pistol Shooting
- Keeping a Fire Burning
-Auto Mechanics
-Motorcycle Riding
-Ice Cream Sampling
-Organizing
- Bowling
A Few Of My Favorite Things:
-ICE CREAM!!!!
-IKEA
-The Container Store
-Tj Maxx, Marshall's, Home Goods, Big Lots
-Nightmare on Elm Street Series
-Swimming, Watching Hockey
-Zoos, Aquariums, Arboretums
Best Date I've Never Been on Yet?
Dave & Buster's
Comedy Show
Basic Needs: 1. Answer all of my inquiries so I feel safe. 2. Show the fuck up. 3. Respect my boundaries the first time. 4. I'm not your mom, child, therapist, or probation officer. 5. Do not ask me for nudes!
Disclaimer: Husband is fine with me adding women, but not those with attached weiners, to my circle of friends. NOT an ENM, open, CNM, FWB, free hooker, free porn, etc. situation. Husband is unaware of any recruiting and will not be interacting with candidates. He hates everyone. He probably doesn't even like me.
Bonus: Would like to ride a sturdy equine if anyone has one. Haven't ridden in 30 years, but not afraid. Also love baby ***s that aren't pests.
Hello and nice to meet you. I am looking for friends at the moment. I am not much for bars and loud parties as they are just not my thing. I do not have time for drama! I donβt like drama! I donβt do drama! I donβt deal with drama! I am too old for drama queens that want to play games and waste everyoneβs time. I like to relax. I like working on cars and being outside. I am the kind of lady who likes to sit out next the fire with a drink in my hand and a good book in my lap. I like to sit next to a river and listen to the water ripple as it flows by me, maybe sinking in a toe or two. I love laying in my hammock just BEING! I am a single mother who enjoys her quiet time. I canβt do chaos. I canβt do stress. I am very 420 friendly, but do not tolerate the use of other *** around me. If you are not okay with that then we will not get along.
I donβt like pushy people who will not take no for an answer. If you think youβd like to get to know me, send me a message.
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